This made me giggle real good – Samus takes a number of drum figures (including a blast beat) and divides them up between himself and a friend – only he doesn’t have any friends, so he was forced to clone himself.
As Editor-in-Chief of Gear Gods, I've been feeding your sick instrument fetishism and trying unsuccessfully to hide my own since 2013. I studied music on both coasts (Berklee and SSU) and now I'm just trying to put my degree to some use. That's a music degree, not an English one. I'm sure you noticed.