Their feet are certainly everbound to the whammy pedal.

Filmed at Kirk Von Hammett's Fear FestEvil in San Francisco.

Watch Josean Orta beat the crap out of his drums during a live performance of "Thank You Budd Dwyer."

Alternate headline: "Man Falls in Love With a Bass, Takes its Name in Matrimony."

Someone needs to show these guys what a frown looks like. Have they never seen a band photo?

Maybe the dimmer is just moving very slowly. I'm no lighting technician.

Or how I learned to stop worrying because Ola's gear is the bomb.

If this ocean's a rockin', don't come a throwin' up over the bow.

Actually there's nothing particularly "meta" about this playthrough video. I just thought that made a good headline.

And in the process he gets some big tone out of those low-wattage Laney heads.

I may have to do a gear rundown with these guys one day, just so I can call it "Rigs

Bonus: Creature from the Black Lagoon jack-o-lantern. Available in most major retail locations.

Which closely resembles the act of playing difficult drum beats quickly

One last hit of NAMM, but DDrum does our job for us this time.

A bevy of levity from Hevy Devy.