Author: Chris Alfano

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Chris Alfano has written about music and toured in bands since print magazines and mp3.com were popular. Once in high-school he hacked a friend's QBasic stick figure fighting game to add a chiptune metal soundtrack. Random attractive people still give him high-fives about that.

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The most criminally underrated act in the wholly unmarketable "death metal as distorted by maniac geniuses" genre are finally set to release their second album, Ghost Chorus Among the Ruins.

Wait, if their new album is titled Regicide, and they're the kings of playthroughs, then is the regicide actually a suicide?

I will also accept "It's a Unix System" and "I've Spared No Expense" as alternate headlines. Unfortunately "We Have a T-Rex" is no good, since it causes brand confusion.

No, the Eureka Prom is not a formal dance for people who are really into science.

Looks like you need another round of Glenn Fricker Yelling at you to whip you into shape.

Keeley has released the "Bassist Limiting Amplifier." It's two notches better than the "Bass" and "Basser" versions.

They may look like space heaters, but what they'll really heat up is your music.

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