Revv up those fryers
Tell 'em DAVE
A X E S
Take your chances with Gus.
Shred on, Greg, shred on
Ready to grind like Gus?
Emphasis on "Monster"
Don't Hirsch yourself!
That's a lot of strokes!
Beam me up, Scottie!
What doth ye covet?
We thought we had seen
Dude rules.
It's insane.
Dude is a monster.
MORE STRINGS MORE STRINGS!
Electrifying!
Peri4ry?
Solid proof that grind-core is
WALL. OF. BALL.
Dave knows axes.
MY EARS (in a good
Add more power to your
There's a better way!
Make your chords more colorful
Analyze This (diatonic chord progression)
What chords are in the
We ask the Gear Elder
Everything you've ever wanted to
Pahk ya cah at the
Now with the actual knob that controls the temperature of the sun!
Johnny's Hot Takes!
John Over Petrucci
Behind the curtain
Every night I pray to the Trootch himself.
TAKE US AWAY, JOHNNY
Been having those weird dreams again where I have to fight 1,000 wizards
Untether me, Petrucci.
Living his best life.
St. Vincent the Metallic
A trio of flavors!
Great you glorious guitar gear gods!
What does Petrucci think about all this?
This one doesn't have diamonds, but it still shines
Set the controls for the temperature of the sun.
Even Gods have origin stories.