Revv up those fryers
Tell 'em DAVE
A X E S
Take your chances with Gus.
Shred on, Greg, shred on
Ready to grind like Gus?
Emphasis on "Monster"
Don't Hirsch yourself!
That's a lot of strokes!
Beam me up, Scottie!
What doth ye covet?
We thought we had seen
Dude rules.
It's insane.
Dude is a monster.
MORE STRINGS MORE STRINGS!
Electrifying!
Peri4ry?
Solid proof that grind-core is
WALL. OF. BALL.
Dave knows axes.
MY EARS (in a good
Add more power to your
There's a better way!
Make your chords more colorful
Analyze This (diatonic chord progression)
What chords are in the
We ask the Gear Elder
Everything you've ever wanted to
Pahk ya cah at the
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WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE
Join in the fun!
INSTANT DEATH
It's the moooost wonderful tiiiiime
COMMENCE BLAST BEATS!
SCREAMIN FUH VENGEANCE
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