Revv up those fryers
Tell 'em DAVE
A X E S
Take your chances with Gus.
Shred on, Greg, shred on
Ready to grind like Gus?
Emphasis on "Monster"
Don't Hirsch yourself!
That's a lot of strokes!
Beam me up, Scottie!
What doth ye covet?
We thought we had seen
Keepin' it weird!
MORE STRINGS MORE STRINGS!
Solid proof that grind-core is
WALL. OF. BALL.
Dave knows axes.
Bassline to song in 20
Fix your mix's weak bass
Make it sound as good
Make your chords more colorful
Analyze This (diatonic chord progression)
What chords are in the
We ask the Gear Elder
Everything you've ever wanted to
Pahk ya cah at the
An innovative stick bag? Sure, why not?
Scott Pellegrom hangs a lampshade on it like a boss.
Not to knock the band, because they're killer players and what they are playing they pull off perfectly. But what's
The post on the axe of the man behind the hammer of the witch.
Stop picking on the little guy. Tapping is fine though.
Dude, you're probably just not picking hard enough.
Ever dreamed you were in a theater, and you just wandered onto the stage, and just looked around at the
And who am I to argue? I'm just some stupid journalist.
In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known
Someone needs to show these guys what a frown looks like. Have they never seen a band photo?
"Hey Marco, want to audition for Dream Theater?" "Dream What?" "Dream Theater." "What Theater?" "Dream Theater." "What what?"
Maybe the dimmer is just moving very slowly. I'm no lighting technician.
Wood from salvaged logs and water tanks
Win some recording software and free tickets to a show!
The guys were tasked with tracking a song and generating the tones using nothing but Toontrack's software. And their guitars.
Not literally. Just on video. He actually doesn't have time to personally hang out with you. It's like high school