Gear Gods

You know how in Bill and Ted they wrote a song good enough to bring the planets into perfect alignment,

Yes, I intended to type "sentimetal." It's a portmanteau.

Shouldn't it be "Advanced Music Production Suite," grammatically speaking?

There's only 150 of these being made, due to the rare OC81D germanium transistors.

No one cool will want you to sweep. Marty won't put up with that guff.

For a word as fun to say as "Chon," it sure is hard to come up with a good pun

Glenn Fricker and a few guitarist compatriots sought the answer.

There's a fine line between overdrive and overkill.

But just to be sure we're running each frame of footage through our Ruth Scanner 3000.

Now you can totally nail that killer cover of Amophis' cover of the Doors' "Light My Fire."

Hailing death is easy. Try hailing a cab for a real challenge.