For those of you who like to cram a lot of EL84s into tiny spaces.

This bass is a bad Mojo F-er. If you play it on the first fret of the E string

Ever wondered how Zakk Wylde really gets that distinctive tone?

Well, I suppose they're also showing off the drums.

Oh, and now it's been rebranded as a Boss instead of Roland product, which makes sense.

An innovative stick bag? Sure, why not?

Scott Pellegrom hangs a lampshade on it like a boss.

Not to knock the band, because they're killer players and what they are playing they pull off perfectly. But what's

The post on the axe of the man behind the hammer of the witch.

Stop picking on the little guy. Tapping is fine though.

Dude, you're probably just not picking hard enough.

Ever dreamed you were in a theater, and you just wandered onto the stage, and just looked around at the

And who am I to argue? I'm just some stupid journalist.

In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known

Someone needs to show these guys what a frown looks like. Have they never seen a band photo?

"Hey Marco, want to audition for Dream Theater?" "Dream What?" "Dream Theater." "What Theater?" "Dream Theater." "What what?"