You know what Masto-don't? Over hype the high and low end at the expense of tone, that's what.

Bonus: Creature from the Black Lagoon jack-o-lantern. Available in most major retail locations.

Halo's no angel, but they look like they DO give a damn 'bout their bad reputation, and are taking steps

The plague will be your bass mix if you don't master your craft, son.

His name sounds like a censored curse, so you know you can trust him.

Which closely resembles the act of playing difficult drum beats quickly

Don't say the dj- word, just don't. But it totally does.

Patrick Sheridan traded an Axe-FX for a Mesa Mark V.

Tremble! as he recounts his sinister motivations for learning the guitar

I mean hell, there's magnets involved. And a "self-automating trap design." It sounds like you'd need a PhD for that.

You know, nothing serious, just coffee. Oh, I'm sorry, did I spill my coffee on you? Looks like of nice.

"We have achieved Ludacris speed

One last hit of NAMM, but DDrum does our job for us this time.

Boldly pioneering the vintage futurism of aluminum guitars.

The Revocation guitarist/vocalist will teach you everything he knows about songwriting or melt your brain trying.

Mike Orlando from Adrenaline Mob gave us a tour. For those of you wondering, he's my second favorite Orlando: below