Okay fine, it's a Jackson, not a Gibson. But I wanted to make the pun, and the body shape is

Yes, it runs on feet. I hope you have a lot of them.

This rig costs more than your car.

You guys really want to have this conversation don't you? So let's have it.

Give me your name, Jazzmaster, and I shall give you mine.

Feel like filming your attempts to one-take a difficult song in front of a condescending audience of internet trolls? Of

Tat's a real nice looking guitar.

Dave Mustaine and Thin Lizzy's Ricky Warwick hash it out.

Watch Josean Orta beat the crap out of his drums during a live performance of "Thank You Budd Dwyer."

Except Buddy Rich. What is this, amateur hour kid? Get it together already? Know how many guys would kill for

Alternate headline: "Man Falls in Love With a Bass, Takes its Name in Matrimony."

We're through the looking glass here, people.

Duncan continues the foray into small-form pedals.

It's a nice day to

For those of you who like to cram a lot of EL84s into tiny spaces.

This bass is a bad Mojo F-er. If you play it on the first fret of the E string