
If you’ve ever wanted to own a Harley Benton Dullahan model that looks like it was put through at least two tree shredders, here’s your chance! A small thrift shop based out of Yokohama, Japan is selling exactly that and I have so, so many questions. But before we dive into this monstrosity, here’s what a Harley Benton Dullahan should actually look like.

Alright. Now the thing you saw at the top of the article. First and foremost, what the actual fuck happened to that body? The little countoured bit at the bottom got cut off and both wings have been modded to allow what I can only describe as the most extreme fret access I have ever seen in my life. Maybe Andre The Giant owned this thing – that would explain it.
Then there’s the fact that one knob appears to have been taken off and filled in, plus now there’s a switch with a cover below it that does god knows what. Oh, and then there’s the scalloping job on the neck that seems to have been done with a chainsaw. Why. WHY.
Anyway, you can get it here for $2,474.35. You can also get a real actual Harley Benton that wasn’t murdered via Reverb here. It’s cheaper and not destroyed, which is nice.