Author: Chris Alfano

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Chris Alfano has written about music and toured in bands since print magazines and mp3.com were popular. Once in high-school he hacked a friend's QBasic stick figure fighting game to add a chiptune metal soundtrack. Random attractive people still give him high-fives about that.

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If I can't fit a head on a large hamburger bun then I don't want to play through it.

Oh, and he's rocking an incredibly nice Vigier Excalibur in the video.

He's a loner, Dottie. You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like him.

You know, with that Otari 24-track that you casually make records on all the time.

If they had to render all of these videos at once then Final Cut would have been a "Triple Crash Threat."

Pyrrhon feel the noise. Girls rock your boys.

Let's throw some Bare Knuckle Black Hawks in this Les Paul. But first, the EMG 85 set has to go.

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