Today we wind down the top 5 riffs of all time. This is the definite list, scientifically and objectively chosen. So close the books, shut down the internet: no more need to argue about any of this anymore. Just get it tattooed on your forearm or some shit so you never forget.
Next week Steel Panther solve another colossal debate: who is the one true god? I’ve heard that the answer might be “Steel Panther.”
Steel Panther’s new album, All You Can Eat, is out NOW. Check out their very NSFW video for “Gloryhole” below:
Eugene Bakman / April 10, 2014 3:49 pm
This band is ultra lame.
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Glycon / April 10, 2014 8:27 pm
I can almost hear the broom stuck in your ass.
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Eugene Bakman / April 10, 2014 9:21 pm
No.
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JW / April 10, 2014 10:21 pm
Yes
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Scott E Miller / April 11, 2014 4:01 am
Ultra yes
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Shaitan / April 14, 2014 4:19 pm
So much yes.
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meowface / April 10, 2014 5:44 pm
Who gives a fuck what these talentless cock suckers think ? How about doing this segment with a real metal band ?
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Goob / April 10, 2014 8:06 pm
Man those are some harsh words for a comedy hair metal band. You doing alright man?
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Low End / April 11, 2014 8:56 am
I hate sarcasm too (sarcasm)
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ThomasMuur / April 10, 2014 5:58 pm
Jesus Christ, fix the fucking mic sound.
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Piet / April 10, 2014 6:57 pm
Love these guys haha
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johnnybeane / April 11, 2014 12:33 am
ha ha
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devourment / April 11, 2014 9:37 am
haha you’d think they’re lame but dudes are pretty funny
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Rick VanDongen / April 11, 2014 10:01 am
wow. awesome. :/
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Shaun Smith / April 11, 2014 10:19 am
Why are there guys taking a Comedy Rock band seriously lol.
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Justin / April 12, 2014 2:02 pm
I don’t listen to Steel Panther, but they are pretty fucking hilarious. Good musicians as well.
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John W / April 18, 2014 5:08 pm
Lets not forget, not only are these guys fantastic musicians, they are also entertainers and they do it very well. They are like a breath of fresh air in music. They only blow smoke up their own asses as part of the act, unlike most bands who think their god’s! Long may they last and keep bringing a smile to many faces. :-)
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John W / April 18, 2014 5:17 pm
These guys rule! & those who don’t like um aint got no sense of humour!
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moflicky / April 18, 2014 5:26 pm
Steel Pather is by far the best ’80s hair metal tribute parody band ever, ever. Well, maybe that’s because they’re the _only_ ’80s hair metal tribute parody band ever, ever. Death to all but 80s hair metal tribute parody!
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Gibson SG / April 18, 2014 5:48 pm
I was just sitting in my room with my guiar watching these idiots here
and then he started fucking yelling! i jumped to turn down the volume and my guitar got hurt a little :(
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Hugh Buttsworth / April 18, 2014 6:23 pm
Pussywhipped should be number one. OMG that’s a killer track!
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redcore / April 18, 2014 8:42 pm
Just Like Tiger Woods should’ve been on this list.
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spforlife / April 19, 2014 12:07 am
greatest band of all time ever in history.
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