Exclusive Playthrough: Wretched’s “Cranial Infestation” Seeps into Your Skull Four Times

What’s the best thing about this four-way playthrough video from Wretched? Okay, obviously the noteworthy part is going to be the ultra-tight playing. These guys could remove tumors from your eyes in a brisk out-patient procedure they’re so precise. But besides that. What’s the other best thing?


They’re all in front of the same couch. All of them, even Marshall Wieczorek on the drum kit there. This has lead me to conclude one of two things: either that’s just a really fucking sweet couch, or the sofa is actually the singer of the band. You may have thought, “hey, where’s the singer?” And there he was, hiding in plain sight all this time like some symbol of the Illuminati.

Think about how sleepers, loveseats, and chaise lounges have infiltrated every facet of our society. To our graves, all the way from the cradle (well, actually after we graduate from the cradle), we sheeple have been conditioned to pay them no mind, and yet the hidden hand is omnipresent. In the office of the President and the back of the war room, in the yacht of the bankster and in the bedroom of the cartel drug lord, when have you not seen this symbol of suburban comfort and surrender subliminally broadcasting its mantra: relax, sit down, turn off your mind, and let the world spin without you? These are the end times and were are all of us mere spectators.

… ….

Wretched’s new album, Cannibal, is out now on Victory Records. You can pick up a copy at this location.

Written by

Chris Alfano has written about music and toured in bands since print magazines and mp3.com were popular. Once in high-school he hacked a friend's QBasic stick figure fighting game to add a chiptune metal soundtrack. Random attractive people still give him high-fives about that.

Latest comments
  • This is pretty awesome, I wonder why only one of them is playing the Legator?

  • Those studio drums sound miserably awful.

  • Man I cant wait, My band “In the Arms of Atrocity” will be opening for these guys in Salt Lake City Utah on December 14

leave a comment