Gear Gods

This pedal was nominated for "Best Picture" at the 1992 Academy Awards.

Seriously, I know you have a lot of bpms, maybe even all the bpms, but edits per minute aren't as

Stop by his "Dino House." He's serving "Dino Brunch."

At first I thought this was an Onion article.

But we've put in the time to squeeze out any info we could regarding the band's GodCity sessions.

I'm all for the content, but really, a DVD? Shouldn't these be digital downloads or Blu-Rays by now? I need

He is a drum machine fed on misery. Your sadness and jealousy just make him play faster.

His new signature pickup will be the Dissonant Aggressor.

Exclusive performance jams in less time than it takes to cook a Pop Tart.

Ola Strandberg, of the Astral EXR Systems company, is one of the most forward-thinking and original guitar designers in the

Let your ears glaze over when he talks about moving you with the band's vocals and lyrics, but tune back

Pointy, black, and dual-humbuckered guitars rule the roost when it comes to metal. But has the metal world underestimated the

Shouldn't it be either "Rain Drinker" or "Ice Eater," or maybe "Snow Eater" at least?

And not just because these Brits spell it "analogue."