They get an A+ on utilizing pre-existing technology.

Because standard res IRs are for chumps.

Yes, I intended to type "sentimetal." It's a portmanteau.

Shouldn't it be "Advanced Music Production Suite," grammatically speaking?

Look at those buggers fly.

There's only 150 of these being made, due to the rare OC81D germanium transistors.

Length matters.

Zero complaints here, buddy.

No one cool will want you to sweep. Marty won't put up with that guff.

For a word as fun to say as "Chon," it sure is hard to come up with a good pun

Glenn Fricker and a few guitarist compatriots sought the answer.

There's a fine line between overdrive and overkill.

But just to be sure we're running each frame of footage through our Ruth Scanner 3000.

Now you can totally nail that killer cover of Amophis' cover of the Doors' "Light My Fire."

Hailing death is easy. Try hailing a cab for a real challenge.

Come on guys, if you couldn't make it last forever then at least chop four seconds off of the running