Author: Chris Alfano

Written by

Chris Alfano has written about music and toured in bands since print magazines and mp3.com were popular. Once in high-school he hacked a friend's QBasic stick figure fighting game to add a chiptune metal soundtrack. Random attractive people still give him high-fives about that.

Top Stories

The whole song, not just the break down.

The Cannibal Corpse/Blotted Science/Conquering Dystopia bassist gets his splatter going on blood red, the most evil of all reds besides mauve.

Sorry, I don't mean to keep harping on the polka thing. But check out this great rearranged Iron Maiden cover.

These guys won't let a break in stop them from sending you their metal.

Swing your beer stein to this one as we celebrate our kick-snare heritage.

Washington DC's newest doom-mongers shatter the capital's foundations.

Also, his philosophy on the difference between a lead and a solo.

Promote your endorsed software and avoid pissing off your neighbors in the process. Two birds, buddies.

/