Author: Chris Alfano
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More like crueci-sigh, am I right folks?
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Next up will be Marty Slasher Inc, which details how to hunt and kill Marty Friedman.
Just like a rebel eyal, you know you'll cry "more, more, more!"
Dillinger Escape Plan drummer climbs to mountaintop. Finds Tama cocktail kit. Also possibly enlightenment.
It's better to be denied "Wings" than "No Stairway." And you're probably more into Page than McCartney anyhow.
"Do-ati", or "Do-nati". There is no "try."
Dude threw 5ths in my coffee once. I was pretty grossed out at the hygiene of it, but damn if my brew didn't taste better for it.
