Things Guitar Center Employees Say

I have lived many of these moments. No offense if you work at GC, but come on. Just let me get a closer look at the strings, why the fuck do you keep that shit behind the counter? I love it when you try to tell me all about some super basic shit that I didn’t ask you and condescend with zero knowledge of my experience.

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As Editor-in-Chief of Gear Gods, I've been feeding your sick instrument fetishism and trying unsuccessfully to hide my own since 2013. I studied music on both coasts (Berklee and SSU) and now I'm just trying to put my degree to some use. That's a music degree, not an English one. I'm sure you noticed.

Latest comments
  • Definitely some special cases that go through the grinder at GC. Worst offenders in my town are surprisingly at smaller indie shops.

  • “Don’t want the warranty for that pedal? You know anything you’re stepping on risks getting damaged, for only $20 if you damage that pedal in the first year you’ll get a brand new one.”

    Always.

  • Dude – This was one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. I posted it on my wall immidiately. YOU NAILED IT. I hate that place. Stopped going about 3 years ago.

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