METALLICA’s “Enter Sandman” But Played With BIG FLOPPY DILDOS

Nope, the headline says it all. Just hit play.

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As Editor-in-Chief of Gear Gods, I've been feeding your sick instrument fetishism and trying unsuccessfully to hide my own since 2013. I studied music on both coasts (Berklee and SSU) and now I'm just trying to put my degree to some use. That's a music degree, not an English one. I'm sure you noticed.