Author: Chris Alfano

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Chris Alfano has written about music and toured in bands since print magazines and mp3.com were popular. Once in high-school he hacked a friend's QBasic stick figure fighting game to add a chiptune metal soundtrack. Random attractive people still give him high-fives about that.

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...that you argue about in person, assuming this Kickstarter gets funded.

You know how in Bill and Ted they wrote a song good enough to bring the planets into perfect alignment, allowing communication with lifeforms across the galaxy? I bet you could do that.

Yes, I intended to type "sentimetal." It's a portmanteau.

Shouldn't it be "Advanced Music Production Suite," grammatically speaking?

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