The man carries himself with a confidant swagger that makes me want to buy cigars and/or bourbon.

Forgive me if I get excited about some new options for bassists who prefer valves over solid-state.

Unfortunately the band doesn't cover mediocre '90s Rush songs like I had hoped.

Uhhhh

Toontrack know that to hype things up a little Meshuggah goes a long way.

Pensado's Place does a lengthy interview regarding Andrews' production work

I guess he gets his workout on tour by just lifting the damn thing.

So, who wants to give up playing their instrument and take up huffing paint?

It's a bird! It's a band! It's - post-blackmetal weirdshit?

Visit relaxing studio in Switzerland, try to find reasons to get angry while sunbathing in mountainous paradise.

He's not satisfied with a mere 13 inches of signature hi-hats. He had to go longer.

I have to admit I spent a good 15 minutes clicking on various cymbals.

A one-man Obscura record? Yes, have some.

Who would win in a fight, Axe-FX or an Imperial Star Destroyer?

Nope. We're not going to make any "Trapped Under Ice" puns. Too easy.

In keeping with our website's goals we are obliged to provide a rig rundown for the gear in Phil's video.