Stay Clean and Stay Tech With This ARCHSPIRE Shower Curtain!

I don’t know if you know already, so I’m just going to tell you, maybe again – Archspire is coming out with a new album at last, very soon! Relentless Mutation is out September 22nd, and you can pre-order it now.


And if you’re a big enough fan, there’s a bonus piece of merch you can get to really spice up your life – a Relentless Mutation album art shower curtainI know I don’t need it, but hell if I don’t want it. Another bonus: when you get out of the shower and you’re standing there dripping and naked, there’s this guy looking at you and tearing out his own eyes because he can’t stand to look at your ugly corpse. What’s not to like?

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As Editor-in-Chief of Gear Gods, I've been feeding your sick instrument fetishism and trying unsuccessfully to hide my own since 2013. I studied music on both coasts (Berklee and SSU) and now I'm just trying to put my degree to some use. That's a music degree, not an English one. I'm sure you noticed.