Glenn Fricker has heard them all. Every dumb thing a musician can say to an engineer/producer has been said to him. So he decided to make this tongue-in-cheek rendition of what it would look like if he cared a lot less about his job.
As Editor-in-Chief of Gear Gods, I've been feeding your sick instrument fetishism and trying unsuccessfully to hide my own since 2013. I studied music on both coasts (Berklee and SSU) and now I'm just trying to put my degree to some use. That's a music degree, not an English one. I'm sure you noticed.