Gear Gods

Adding the already awesome lineup that includes Phil Anselmo, Kerry King, Mike Portnoy and more.

If any reader has a pedalboard with every single one of these cacophony devices on it, and can send me

Because Jimi or Randy never played it, basically. Also, I have no idea what it sounds like.

Side-of-the-stage view of most of "Ritual" and the end of "Year Zero."

It's up on eBay right now for those of you with a couple grand and nothing to spend it on.

The Hellraiser Hybrid and Stealth, new models of the Banshee, and the return of the C1 Classic and Blackjack.

This guy's playing is Brazil NUTS.

I wanted to share this with you so his performance isn't just Meinl, it's yours-l.

A manly pickup for a manly sound. No girls allowed. EXCEPT FOR THE BEARDED LADY

"Execution/Don't Save Me" is the song this time.

For those of you who enjoy dropping your guitars from a great height.

For those of you on a Remission for the best tone possible. Hopefully every palm mute sounds like Thud Mountain.

I meant that he used to be in the band Decapitated