Blackstar, whenever you're ready/You're much to far away
Be a guitar pirate with a shiny Cutlass
Waza Craft-ed for your chorus needs
Some good lookin' pieces of wood in here
A classy rock n' roll machine
If you've got the blues, they've got your cube!
Two new models from ESP/LTD!
The Schoenberg Automaton comes to life
We're gonna need a Montage - cue Kenny Loggins
The tastiest shredder in all the land!
Do these distinctions matter anymore?
The Price is Wrong - but the Prize is Right!
What, you can't swim in blood?
Check out a full band playthrough of Arkansas-metallers' "Papillon"
