Stop motion genius!

More like crueci-sigh, am I right folks?

Next up will be Marty Slasher Inc, which details how to hunt and kill Marty Friedman.

Just like a rebel eyal, you know you'll cry "more, more, more!"

Dillinger Escape Plan drummer climbs to mountaintop. Finds Tama cocktail kit. Also possibly enlightenment.

It's better to be denied "Wings" than "No Stairway." And you're probably more into Page than McCartney anyhow.

"Do-ati", or "Do-nati". There is no "try."

Hoodies: the white lab coats of the 2010's?

"Toilet paper

For the House of Guitars in Rochester, NY.

Dude threw 5ths in my coffee once. I was pretty grossed out at the hygiene of it, but damn if

Then why not stick a fish in your ear

If you don't know Carvin, I feel bad for you son.

Mark Heylmun and Chris Garza break down how to play the band's new track in three tutorial videos.

I look forward to buying a guitar that can break in far more interesting ways.

This is going to be like, at least twice as good as Universal Soldier