ERNIE BALL MUSIC MAN – New Steve Lukather “Tumescent” Guitar Finish Totally Named After a Boner

My oh my, what was going on at the Music Man factory the day they came up with this limited edition finish? Evidently all the penis-wielding team members were feeling some kinda way, because they named Mr. Lukather’s new guitar color after a turgid rod. I guess it is the most fitting name, though. I mean, look at it. But not for too long. What’s the danger zone they talk about in those Viagra commercials again? 4 hours?

Hands down, the EBMM folks are making some of the sickest instruments I’ve seen. There’s plenty of stiff competition in the guitar game these days, but this “Tumescent” Luke3 BFR definitely goes the hardest right now. Music Man should unwind for a minute and take a load off because – as far as the competition’s concerned – they’re totally beating it.

For info about how to get your hands on one of these, head here. This is a super limited, one-off Ball Family Reserve model – a one-pump-chump, if you will – so you’ll wanna act fast. Oh, and by the way:

EBMM is just taking no prisoners and I love it. Stay hard, Music Man. Keep being the best you you can be because it’s awesome.

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Gear Gods intern Maxwell studied English at Cal Poly Pomona and has since realized life ain’t all about semicolons and syntax. He’s studying audio now, and will probably judge your music taste before your grammar.