What was the first thing you did when you woke up New Year’s Day morning? What was the first desire you needed to fulfill? Mine was to find out the answer to a question that had been bugging me ever since I saw Glenn Fricker postulate that, possibly, just maybe, a telecaster could play metal. The next obvious question following that was posed by Fluff when he asked, “Can A Baritone Guitar Play Metal?”. And finally, the kicker for me was Robert Baker asking “Can An Air Guitar Play Metal?”. That’s the moment I knew I had to find out for myself – can a blender play metal? I decided to dive right in and try it.

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As Editor-in-Chief of Gear Gods, I've been feeding your sick instrument fetishism and trying unsuccessfully to hide my own since 2013. I studied music on both coasts (Berklee and SSU) and now I'm just trying to put my degree to some use. That's a music degree, not an English one. I'm sure you noticed.