Does It Djent? A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Game With Rob Scallon

As a gear reviewer and YouTube supa stah, I understand the struggle. You want to review instruments, and do stuff in videos, but then you remember – every time you publish a video, you’re taking a risk. The risk is that someone might leave that one comment that blows it for everyone – does it djent? There’s always one fucking ruiner who wants to shit on everyone’s day and just piss all over your dreams.

Well, in this video, Rob Scallon needs your help to determine once and for all what djents and what doesn’t, so he can finally get signed to a record label and play that music that all the kiddies like for millions of doll hairs. It’s actually not just one, but a series of videos that are accessible by clicking annotations throughout. There’s ones you can’t reach directly from the first one, so the more you explore, the more fun it is!

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As Editor-in-Chief of Gear Gods, I've been feeding your sick instrument fetishism and trying unsuccessfully to hide my own since 2013. I studied music on both coasts (Berklee and SSU) and now I'm just trying to put my degree to some use. That's a music degree, not an English one. I'm sure you noticed.